tepitome:

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

fluent-in-lesbianism:

I just went to the bathroom in the campus library and a girl was literally facetiming with her family over near the sinks so I ended up peeing and flushing all while she talks to her family and I was doing an internal yikes so when I came out of the stall to wash my hands I whispered, “I tried to be quiet, I’m sorry” and she laughed and whispered back, “You’re okay. Do you wanna say hello?” so I ended up facetiming for a few minutes with a nice family from India and it was the single most purest experience I’d ever had in a public restroom


sentimental-apathy:

willcub:

The line that will go down in history.  

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y3:


mad4turtles:

artf0rlife:

This made me laugh for a couple of minutes it is so hilarious and cute!

This made my day:33

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